Ibrahim Elmobayed

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My name is Ibrahim and this is my blog
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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

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me age 11:haha boner jokes
me age 13:haha boner jokes
me age 15:haha boner jokes
me age 25:haha boner jokes
me age 50:haha boner jokes

rabioheab:

dear diary,

i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.

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elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

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